Meet Quesero the Texas Terror, Austin’s # 1 mechanical menace. We tried to get him some help, but he’s just mean. That’s why he comes with a padded circular cell, the same way we keep this ego-bruiser at home. We were told he was raised by two little old ladies in a Leander china shop, and we’re beginning to believe it.
For some reason we don’t fully understand, he seems to like children. But as far as the rest of us go, let’s just say that’s why he comes with a handler.